21st july! wee,
my 20th birthday!! >< haha,
really very nice of u guys! alot of surprises from u guys.

once upon a time......
during a friday afternoon,
after my class, i mean during my lesson,
a boy name cs run away from his class to meet up with ben and alvin.
den they waited for aaron @ north canteen.
this north canteen got a prata shop or~
the que very very long but den the taste not very good also. NOT bad nia..
anyway, enaq is still the best! ;)

after 30 - 40mins, aaron finally arrived!
so off we go, ben send everyone home and camped @ aaron's hse.
so i quickly pack my stuff wiht my lovely crumpler bag from my class!
"u guys are so nice!!" said cs.
after 1hr time, ben, aaron and alvin arrived below my block.
"shall we buy some snacks and etc before we leave?" asked ben.
"i know a place that sell cheap stuffs!" replied cs.
so they went to a nearby supermarket and bought some stuffs from there.

den finally they left the cursed town and reach sentosa in 30mins time.
"hmm, should i hide behind the car so that they only count the three of u? den we will pay lesser!" asked alvin.
"GOOD IDEA! *_*/b" replied cs and aaron.
so alvin hide behind the car and they succeed!

finall they arrived @ the room 0204.
okie, the four of them have nothing to do but only watch TV, eat cup noodle and rape around.
the clock ticks ticks ticks.
the hour needle reach 10,
aaron and ben left the chalet to "double O", a club.
so the poor alvin and cs bored themselves to death while waiting for the rest to come.
the poor cs fell asleep, and woke up after 5mins time.
the poor alvin keep playing the poor cs's phone game for 2hrs.
the poor cs really cant stand the boredness anymore,
so he on his mp3 and start singing.
"ka fei ma zhui bu liao gu dan, zhi hui rang xin...~" sang cs.
*ring ring*
"hello?" said cs,
"open the door leh!" replied week kwan.
FINALLY the rest arrive @ the room 0204!
bla bla bla~
"bottoms up!" said wee kwan.
"but i cant drink leh!" replied cs.
"wah lao, birdday leh!!" say everyone.
so after 3mins or so, cs drank up the cup of jack daniel.
the dunno how many little teaspoon cups of jack daniel made cs hang over. LOL
around 3 - 5 cups.

so they came up with the plan, which they planned few weeks ago.
cs act as if he's damn drank and walk shaggily into the bathroom.
alex followed him and both of them were quarrelling inside.
alex wanted to help him but cs insist him to help.
"get away from me!" shouted cs.
"wake up cs! u're too drank!" replied alex.
they quarrelled for quite sometimes.
alex gave up and move out from the bathroom.
robin went in this time and ask cs to wake up.
as usual he scolded robin and robin scolded back,
thanks to robin, his acting really made the rest believe that they're really fighting.
so he gave up too. lb came in and they both shouted at each other. lb gave up too.
finally, alvin came in next.
the scene was damn quiet, outside the bathroom and inside the bathroom.
they din scold or shouted at each other, he just say 1 thing to cs.

"eh too noisy liao, got people go complain liao, must change plan liao." said alvin. LOL

so eventually, cs went out with him. and started crying,
he start to say stuffs like,
"i'm totally useless, i should not have done this!" cried cs.
"get a hang of yourself brother~ dun be like that.." said dorries.
"go away!" cs shouted at the people around them.
"today is also dorries birthday leh, dun like that leh!" yinci whisper to cs.
"who's dorries?! so wat if it's her birthday today!? so wat?!" shouted cs.
finally after so long, dorries finally cried.
a surprise from cs to her.
"relax mei, it's all FAKE! hehe." said cs.
cs wanted to plan more but........
giddyness is still there, cs getting very tired.

he spent his night on the bed without sleeping.
he force himself to puke quite a no. of times too.
he's feeling very giddy, he want to sleep so badly.
the rest are playing some card games and drinking all the way.
yupei got very giddy, she wants to vomit so badly.
jeff is helping her thru out the whole night.

"just put ur finger into her throat and force her to vomit.", said cs.

he could'nt hear wat the rest is saying.
cs wants to help her so badly, he even attempt a few tries to help her but the giddyness just wun stop.
his heart hurt just to see her hugging the toilet bowl trying hard to vomit.
his heart get even hurter to see that the person helping her is not him.
his heart became hurtest when he saw everything happened around him is true.
his heart ping pong biang..............................
suddenly, someone opened the door!

ben came in, follow by aaron den follow by a gal!
for a second, cs suddenly felt so awake!
his heartbroken is gone!
he never felt so happy before.
and everything happened in that second. LOL
"nah, just joking" said cs now. LOL

"sian leh, write this kind of story" said cs now.
they went down to the bbq pit area and play some card games.
"nope, no bbq. lol" said cs now.
they played for few hours and realise the time is getting closer to,
frisbee: superheroes summer league final.
which took place at 8.30am at seng kang.

bla bla bla bla ya da ya da ya da.

finally cs, dorries, alex, alvin, lb and yinci arrived at seng kang.
they don't wan to come at all because they didn't sleep at all.
but they dun wan to be irresponsible.
"bro u bluff say u wan to go league final!!" cs suddenly recall wat dorries told him. LOL!
"the truth is i din wanna go the final but den i told dorries that i'm going." said cs now.
because dorries and cs were from the same team.
they lost all games except for the last game.
"sian, zao zhi dao bu yao lai lo..(early know like this dun wan to come le)" sigh cs.

bla bla bla ya da ya da.

the plan for having steamboat at marina south suddenly change to....
"7pm steamboat @ ben's place, Rainbow Fish Farm! cya! =)" the notice goes like this.

"each person needa pay $10 including cs!" said ben.

the people are enjoying themselves and everyone is doing their part in the dinner.
they prepared foods, they wash up plates and marinate meats.
lb taking video with video cam, daryl setting up mahjong tables.
the rest are the cleaning up the place crew. LOL

after the dinner, they asked cs and amy to take photo together.
amy doesnt wan to take photo with cs at all.
"LOL, there's story behind it." said cs now.
but cs insist to take with her.
finally after few mins, they took a pic together.
"ok la ok la, now lets take a group photo la." said by someone i dun rmb who liao.
so everyone gather together and prepare to take a group photo.
"everyone is enjoying that moment altough i cant really rmb wat's happening LOL."
den suddenly ben came in with birthday cake and everyone starts singing songs to cs and dorries.
"indeed a surprise." sob sob cs.

after that, they start giving them forfeit.
they squeeze the candle stand into the cake and ask them to remove it.
"okay, use ur mouth to take out the candle stand." said ben.
dorries use few bites to take out the stand.

"wa cannot la, too easy. must give cs a harder 1." said ben.

they put the candle stand right at the bottom of the cake and squeeze in the stand.
cs almost finish a slice of cake just to remove the stand.

that's not the end yet, they request taking group photos outside the house.
suddenly someone's hand came out and tried to grab cs, but cs escaped!
cs tried to run away.
"wah lao eh, birthday so buay steady meh? take 1 group photo also dun wan meh?" said someone.
so cs went back and took photo with them,
this time, it's everyone's hand trying to grab cs.
he escaped this time again!
"it's either u come back now or we go chase u. =)" said ben.
so cs surrender and walk back and pose some position for them to rape.
"okay, i give u other option." said ben.

"in order for us not to rape u, u need to pass these 3 forfeit. first forfeit, i will filled up this box with water and put some woods(those wood use to make the tank atmosphere looks nature.) inside. u must use ur mouth to take out these 5 stones within 5 mins. if failed to do so, we will rape u. =)" said ben.

the box only can fit cs's head and 1 of his hand in. the wood themselves occupied half the box space.
cs continue argue den suddenly,
"the time starts now!" said alvin.

every second is precious, cs tried everyway he could to take out all the stones from that dirty box. there's algae etc... gross~
he took out 4 stones,
"how much time i have?!" asked cs.
"1min" replied alvin.

the last stone stuck at the corner of the box, there's no way he could get it.
he think all kind of way but he failed to do so.
"how long more?!" asked cs,
"20secs" replied alvin.
he dive in and blow lots of bubble at the corner of the box and the stone finally came out! he dive in and took out the last stone.
"woo! nice 1 cs! =)" said everyone.

"sui la, ok now choose a guy u wan to lick." said ben,
"okay, alex!" replied cs.
"the second forfeit instruction goes like this, i will put cream from his tigh to his feet. u must use less than 3mins to lick everything up. if failed to do so, we will rape u. =)" said ben.
"k, the time starts now!" said alvin.
cs took less than 1 min to lick up the cream from his feet till his knee.
"WA RESPECT AH CS~!!" said the rest who's watching.
so total time cs took to lick up everything is less than 3mins.
he passed once again!

"sui la, the last and final forfeit. if u can pass this 1, u shall not be rape by us.
=) okay, the third forfeit goes like this, we will give u 3mins to hide ANYWHERE inside this rainbow fishfarm. if we cant find u in less than 5mins, u will pass everything and if we caught u, we will rape u str8 away!"

everywhere is so dark, there's no place a person dare to hide alone.
so cs went to ask advice from ben's brother, he brought him to the a lorry and ask him to hide inside.

so he hide for less than 1 min and he came out LOL! the lorry parked at a damn f&&king dark place, he's damn timid, he came out and want to look for a other place.
everyone already starts searching for him, imagine 10+ people looking for 1 guy in a fishfarm. he came out and surrender.

"eh wah lao, waste our time leh! wat u doing?? y nv hide?!" asked the rest.
"damn f&&king dark leh! LOL, so scary how to hide?!" said cs.
"i give u 1 more chance, u hide again or we rape u now!" said ben.
"okok, give me 1 min, i faster hide u all faster come! i dun like waiting!" replied cs. LOL

so eventually, he hide back the same lorry and start waiting.
1min later, no sign of people.
2mins later, still the same.
3mins later, still very quiet.
4mins later, someone's head appear!
they've started the search already.
suddenly, everyone surrounded the lorry. and they open up the door!
at first they cant see him coz he's wearing black.

"okay, dun say i not brother enough. u choose, we strip u or u strip urself?" said ben.
"ah nvm, dun say i not brother enough. u take off everthing except ur boxer and pass it to me. use this newspaper to cover everything, dun let me see ur boxer, if not we shall strip for u! i will hang the shirt and short somewhere around my hse. good luck! =)"

this time round, there's no time limit.
he took quite a long time to create the newspaper underwear.
mark and melvin came to rescue him,
"wa, i tot u emo 1 corner or wat sia!! who knows u came out with this powerful idea!"
said mark.

"got pictures but i haven receive any yet, sry guys! =P" said cs now.

so they walk back and everyone starts laughing and taking pic.
they hang the shirt and short at the rooftop.
"HOW THE F%%K U EXPECT ME TO TAKE THAT DOWN?!" LOL-ed cs
"LOL! there's always a way, but u must not come in my hse! =)" replied ben.
so cs starts throwing shoes.
he gave up after a few tries knowing that it won't work at all.
he walk around and suddenly he found a LONG bamboo.
"SPARTANS!!" screamed cs holding the LONG bamboo.

everyone start taking pics again.
"machiam clown sia LOL" said cs now.
so he took down everthing!

cs really enjoyed himself alot. he nv receive any surprise during his birthday before. really. i really enjoyed myself very much. although there's up and down,
i guess sometimes, give up is the best way. i only know how to say, but i there's no action at all. hmm, guess everything is too late le.
"no la. i'm not emo. LOL, i'm not sad neither. i really want to bless u 2! =) i'm really okay and i hope this is the happiness u're looking for!" said cs now LOL

i wrote this post like dunno how long omg. hope u guys dun read till slp especially ming yao! LOL! thank u guys once again!

sry for those who i nv call u down to the chalet, this sat! we shall meet up! =)

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